A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually a nickname for a male who has such small genitalia that it is impossible to pleasure a female during intercourse; Inevitably, women don't even know they've been penetrated due to the size.
Mary: I had sex with tiny tots last night.
Jill: Is that his nickname?
Mary: It is now. His d*ck was so small it was like sticking a pencil in a tire swing.