Country Dictionary

a totally rad muthafucker who can do magic tricks and makes all the girls happy

yo dude, youre a doctor of love, we should call you oli

a term used to describe how cool something is using the word know for cool-dope and velcro which is cool it self

Man that is dope like velcro!

A type of rap that originated in the Dirty South, and is loud, rowdy and energetic

We about to get crunk up in here!

Excessively messy, unreadable handwriting. Usually similar to; if not, a serial killer's handwriting.

Man I couldn't read the note he wrote me. It was straight up chicken scratch, on the real.

meeehhhhrr yip to get high on psychadelics and bleat on....

javier was bleating all night he was so high he crawled on the floor moaning "yip... meeerhhh"

the hottest teacher we ever seen and miss so much

Sauve is so damn fine

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!