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Geometry

hailing from long island , ny. the short lived side project of glassjaw lead singer daryl palumbo

geometry had some good songs, then fell off.

by freddie November 29, 2004

sex ninjas

The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.

Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.

by Freddie December 17, 2004

i want to break free

1. a brilliant idea sang by lead singer freddie mercury of queen. can be used in so many different situations and real life applications. watch the music video for I want to break free by Queen, and you too will see how ingenious this message is!

"Oh my life is so routine, every morning I wake up and have endure the same old thing again and again!... oh...how I want to break free!"

by Freddie February 01, 2004

vroom

A powerful tactic that can be used on opponents who are quite disgruntled with life, but can't break free of the mundane, so they look down upon others who do try to break free. See I want to break free for further clarification. To perform the move, simply grab a large vacuum cleaner or anything that looks like one (e.g. a large stick) that you could pretend was one, and rush towards your opponent, screaming "VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

"They never had it so good", random disgruntled person *VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* person 2

by Freddie February 01, 2004

chodnip

a chodnip is a word used to describe the nipping off of a very long poo before it hits the bottom of the toilet and breaks off naturally and hits ones genitals as it topples over. it can also be used as an insult.

wow i just had to do a chodnip in the toilet, hey renbear you fucking chodnip, you are more of a chodnip than that roz

by freddie October 20, 2004

milk shake

The things you do/say, the way you move, or the way you act, to attract males: see mojo

You wish your milkshake worked as well as mine

by Freddie January 29, 2004

jobbiejabber

slang for gayboys

wot do u think of that poofter over there,he,s a right jobbiejabber.

by freddie January 19, 2003