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best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week). These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status) History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?" Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks." Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help." H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb." Tacky H.T.E. : "What?" Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
That one person you bring camping only because they get all the mosquitos when they're around.
"We're going camping this weekend, wanna come?" "Sure, can I invite my ex as campbait?" "Good Idea! This is going to be great!"
Main Entry: thun·der·cunt Pronunciation: /-cunt/ Function: noun 1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name. 1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging
Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!" Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!" Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!" Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"
"To get fucked up!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna fucking get drained tonight dude." Dude 2: "Right there with ya"
The Lone Testicle. Used to describe the single testicle sported by those less fortunate souls. When used in plural (gangsters) meaning both testicles. Can also be substituted for gangsta(s)
Drunk Man: "I've got two gangstas holdin up my gun." Drunk Woman: "Would you please let me caress your gangsters with my tongue until you jizz on my forehead?" ----- Man 1: "Did you know Doug only had one gangster?" Man 2: "What are you talking about?" Man 1: "He had a herniated testicle, that is until he had the operation and got it pull down." Man 2: "No way!" Man 1: "You might say his balls have finally dropped." Man 2: "That's awesome. lol" Man 1: "You can call him frankennut n - dude did you just say 'lol'? You're fucking stupid"
Used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated testicle was either added or lowered. When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football. The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.
Guy 1: "Hey frankennut! How's my nerfy doing?" Guy 2: "Fuck off asshole!" Audience: "Guy 2 you've just been Douged!"
Used to describe hot college girls riding bicycles.
"I thought that was illegal." "What?" "Peddlin pussy."