Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Nomnomnom

The act of munching on a ladies nether region.

Prunella was utterly entranced as her maid Phillomena nomnomnomed Lady Parsons steamy lunchbox.

by freudianslip69 October 09, 2024

Grumblewank

when someone/something arouses you and at the same time makes you angry but you begrudgingly whack you stack or flick your skittle anyway.

After seeing Atris breasts she threatened to use a mallet on my testicles but i still had a grumblewank anyway.

by freudianslip69 September 16, 2024

Camel's Hankerchief

The gusset of a ladies underwear when aroused and moisture is showing. Derived from "Camel Toe", with consideration to the issue of a camels snout when it has a cold.

Ms. Higgins was astounded by Lord Barnsworth significant man parts , so much that her nether garments had become to resemble a Camel's Hankerchief

by freudianslip69 September 19, 2024

Fartgiggler

One who finds humor in base bodily actions.

As Lady Atri was demonstrating a dead-lift at her gym, the sound and odour rang out for all to bare witness to. The rest of the gym went silent except for the snorts and chuckles of Juicy on a time out in the corner. She as everyone knows , is a world renown Fartgiggler.

by freudianslip69 November 04, 2024