Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hyperorgasmic

To have very strongly presenting orgasms, presenting with intense seizure like qualities, often with very loud and uncontrollable vocalizations, increased average duration of the orgasm, and often accompanied by the ability to have many (4+) orgasms. Note that this is very different from persistent genital arousal disorders and general hypersexuality.

Thier orgasm looked like a seizure and sounded like a banshee; they said they are hyperorgasmic and almost always orgasm like this.

by frhwdofnursekaj September 24, 2023

split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017

color breeder

A derogatory term for a domesticated animal breeder, usually dog breeder, that exclusively selects breeding pairs based on the skin color/coat color and markings, to the detriment of other selectable criteria.

Specifically, this is not a racist phrase regarding human genetics and human interracial offspring.

I do not endorse their dog breeding program, they are a color breeder, selecting nearly exclusively for coat color and fur markings.

by frhwdofnursekaj December 28, 2021