Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hunter smythe

the person who crushed smedgdon with a printer

hunter smythe guess what

no i will murder u like smedgdon

by fthfsdhueifyidusf May 02, 2022

kai

bad at tetris

kai is bad at tetris

by fthfsdhueifyidusf May 30, 2022

noose song

whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose

noose song
whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose

by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 24, 2021

fish glue

something that comes from the swim bladders of fish and makes stuff stick together definitely

fish glue me up bucko

by fthfsdhueifyidusf March 08, 2023

dimm'd

a stupid ass word that shakespeare seemed to have a high amount of affection for

And often is his gold complexion dimm'd

Like what?!?!?!?!

by fthfsdhueifyidusf May 31, 2021

Helicopter Fish

A helicopter fish is a non-fish fish thing. It is a weird lookin' ratfish thing, and it has a helicopter in its mouth. It uses this helicopter to slice and dice its prey.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HELICOPTER FISH NON-FISH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WILL SLICE AND DICE US WITH ITS HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 23, 2021

molesterer

One who molesters

HELP HELP HE IS A MOLESTERER!!!!!!!!!! HE IS GONNA MOLESTIFICATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE MOLESTERERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 26, 2021