A fork of Rural Dictionary
Boys who can't kiss for shit. Generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.
He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.
Beware of the whelk boy!!
girl 1: "so was he a good kisser?"
girl 2: "No he was a fucking whelk!"
girl 1 "gads...don't go near him again."