Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.

I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.

by funkspiel December 04, 2009

nom de flume

aka any of your other online selves

Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.

by funkspiel July 22, 2011

fantastication

fantasy vacation mind on vacation

Zippy: Let's stay at home but pretend we're traipsing the tundra. Zerbina: A Fantastication? Kind of like visiting Disneyland, but without the lines or the alienation? Zippy: Kind of like TV! from Zippy 7-31-11 by Bill Griffith

by funkspiel July 31, 2011

gage

marijuana, cannabis, reefer

from Louis Armstrong's autobiography: Speaking of 1931 - we did call ourselves Vipers, which could have been anybody from all walks of life that smoked and respected gage. That was our cute little name for marijuana, and it was a misdemeanor in those days. Much different from the pressure and charges the law lays on a guy who smokes pot - a later name for the same thing which is cute to hear nowadays. We always looked at pot as a sort of medicine, a cheap drunk and with much better thoughts than one that's full of liquor. But with the penalties that came, I for one had to put it down though the respect for it (gage) will stay with me forever. I have every reason to say these words and am proud to say them. From experience.

by funkspiel December 08, 2006

Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

by funkspiel July 27, 2009

Medibles

Medical cannabis edibles.

Brownies, cookies, cakes, peanut butter balls, etc., prepared with cannabis as medical alternative to smoking, vaping, etc. for example: Balls of Confusion These tasty peanut butter balls have Ground Bud Cannabis & Ground Bud Cannabis Butter. Dipped in Medicated White or Dark Chocolate. totallybakedmedibles.vpweb.com/Medibles.html

by funkspiel May 27, 2010

Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

by funkspiel October 21, 2009