Country Dictionary

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big hat, no cattle

A person who wears a large hat but possesses no livestock.

Marty still wears his cowboy hat even though rustlers stole his herd. He's got a big hat, no cattle.

by furtim April 10, 2008

RiverRat Project

The RiverRat Project is a ridiculously over-engineered waste of money by the extremely over-rated MIT Engineering Department. In general use, it can describe any project containing large amounts of pork: i.e., unnecessary expenses.

Did you hear about NASA's new $10 million Toilet-Seat-That-Wipes-Your-Ass-For-You program? Man, what a total RiverRat Project!

by furtim December 16, 2004