A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is addicted to, is a connoisseur of, or deeply appreciates seltzer water.
I've really become a huge Seltzwhore since I quit drinking soda.
These millennials and their goddammned La Croix are fucking Seltzwhores.
The hot new lingo to use instead of saying LGBTQ+.
You: Hey are you going to Pride to support The LGBTQ+ Community?
Me: Of course I will! Being a bisexual, poly, kinky woman, I absolutely support Gay through Z!