Country Dictionary

There was this one time a girl walked him to sport. We’ve never heard the end of it…

'Who smells better, Anto or Toppy?' 'Hmm Toppy for sure'

A boy who was once the height of a small bin has now grown into a deviously handsome young Jung-Kook. Lucas is known for his body shape; you can play his ribs like a glockenspiel.

Lucas would of been great in Squid Game

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

somehow fat and lanky, this hunk of a man is a lonely man who plays chess by himself. he has no friends, no hair and absolutely no way with women.

katya and clement had a cheeky shag behind chapel

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces? 'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

Kit, like the origins of his name (the common English word ‘kitten’) is painfully small and always lands on all fours despite Dexter’s many attempts to prove this wrong.

Kit can fit in my wardrobe standing up straight on his tiptoes.

This tiny little man is surprisingly dense, and has done a fantastic job of living up to the standards of Lucas (the ex-alpha Asian of Bramston 4th form).

'Do you have any spare masks? 'No, but Kedar does'