Country Dictionary

A pintal is another term for a Penis.

Get your pintal oot.

That pervert got his pintal sucked by a sheep.

A melder is a another word for a shit.

I just took a Melder on that football pitch.

He just dropped a Melder in his pants thats foosty.

I need a Melder.

Chattery is to cause a riot or fight.

Person 1: You up for a bit of chattery tonight ?

Person 2: For sure lets go break some legs.

A device for smoking cannabis consists of a a bottle, plastic bag, sellotape

Lord cull that was a beast of a rocket i collapsed a lung.

Get e rockets filled biy.

A slever is someone who talks shit or tells lies.

That fools nothing but a Slever always got somthing to say.

Shut up you Slever i never pissed myself.

That Slever tried telling me that Scotland was part of The USA.

Chondy means cheap or rubbish.

Where did you get your Chondy trainers from ?

That tracksuits chondy did you buy it from the more store ?

I need to change out my chondy gear before someone sees.

A gimper is someone who thinks hes Hard and tries to be the center of attention all the time.

Look at that gimper over there trying to fight with everyone.

That gimper just sold me shit hash hes always trying to act gangster.