Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

JKL

just kidding lol

hey dude metroid prime 4 is coming out today! really?! nah JKL

by garfilbert September 21, 2022

Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it

Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills Fransworth: their whah? Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man. But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps... what smells like methane?

by garfilbert June 10, 2022

shiet

a word that replaces shit to be less rude for example in one of jontron's videos

aw SHIET

by garfilbert April 11, 2022

Mipe

a funny joke

per 1#: hello? per 2#: do you sell mipe? per 1#: what is mipe? per 2#: MIPE ALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AHAHAHAH

by garfilbert May 21, 2022

Balls

a meme made by someone which i dont see the fun in with the upper text being: balls and the picture being Lord X's left pose

Balls. seriously thats the meme

by garfilbert April 12, 2022

Nutjob

a mad or crazy person.

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?

by garfilbert June 12, 2022

devil's lettuce

a different term for weed

oh look! it's devil's lettuce o' clock. smell ya later jon!

by garfilbert May 05, 2022