Country Dictionary

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squiggely squigglers

The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.

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by gaydos October 26, 2003

Gaydos

Ruler of Gaydos land. The great Gaydos.

muslim bitch: I cant mess with the Almighty Gaydos, he will kill me.
quasdran: yea u dont want to mess with him.

by Gaydos October 20, 2003

Riitt

A female's genitalia. A vagina.

President Hoover: Damn nigga, she must have a fat riitt.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

adeenix

to stab a fork into something...

Crispus: why are u adeenixing the hard fertile soil?
Timm Robbins: Because of the fly catcher that is under the ground eating my left over cookies from last wednesday's episode of lets make a deal.

by gaydos October 26, 2003

putz

Term Jews use to explain ignorant ass holes or penises.

Rabbi Greenberg: That dude over there is a putz.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

Ostrige Pragade

The Wise-ass land secret service. Have stolen many documents from Irish quartering houses and started the Black Panther movement.

Brick Popper: The Ostrige Pragade will get you if you dont keep your chimney clean during the holidays.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

Armanian noodle dip

Sticking the head of the penis into the females nostril and ejaculating, then she sniffs it.

Miss.Hybrid Jones: Armanian noodle dip me baby.

by gaydos November 16, 2003