A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)
His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy
Something disgusting and ugly. An annoyance to society.
Wow, you look so fucking hackel today.
Damn, my hair looks hackel today. I didnt do it.