Country Dictionary

time looper

Someone who changes their date(s) back or to the future on their calendar of their electronic device(s).

Kymie: I just caught my man changing the years on his phone, and he does it alot. Hanna: Yea, he's a totally time looper... ... 3 years later: they ended the conversation, and they just realizes Kymie's man just left her an hour after after they started. So, Kymie and Hanna decide to have awkward sex... :Time Looper

stump

to chop off all of the arms and legs of a person, leaving them with just a torso and head so that they live out the rest of their lives as a stump-like existence.

Man, Matt is a real asshole. I think I will stump him and his wife.

Stump

To chop off the arms and legs of something or someone so that all that remains is their torso and head.

Man Matt was rude as fuck to me. I should go stump him and his bimbo wife.

love

That feeling you get when you push your chests together and your areolas perfectly align.

I bet I could fall in love with Sam - the one with the quarter sized areolas.

tsk

when someone shoves a sharp object up ur asshole while you are doing push ups

"I totally tsked that guy dude!" "oh, thats why he was bleeding!"