A fork of Rural Dictionary
After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."
When you are jerking-off late at night whilst listening to Peter Frampton's seminal live album "Frampton Comes Alive".
That extended talk-box solo in "Do You Feel Like We Do" really gets my rocks off when I'm taking in Peter Frampton's Late Night Special.