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Qwimming

Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded by attractive females.

"Man, this club is totally qwimming." "I was qwimming through the club for half an hour before I found the bar!"

by gentaXY March 11, 2009

WWMMFI

Acronym: Where was my motherfucking invite? Used to convey one's displeasure at being excluded from a social event.

B: "Yah, all my close friends and colleagues are invited to my wedding, trolololz". S: "Wait, what? WWMMFI, you treacherous bastard?!"

by gentaXY June 20, 2016

WWMMFI

Acronym: Where was my motherfucking invite? Used to convey one's displeasure at being excluded from a social event.

B: "Yah, all my close friends and colleagues are invited to my wedding, trolololz". S: "Wait, what? WWMMFI, you treacherous bastard?!"

by gentaXY March 15, 2016

Carpe Sluttem

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

by gentaXY August 09, 2009

NOTMACHER

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver). Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch." "Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

by gentaXY August 21, 2009

SPAG

Acronym: Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar

"His SPAG is atrocious."

by gentaXY February 11, 2009