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Qwimming

Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded by attractive females.

"Man, this club is totally qwimming."

"I was qwimming through the club for half an hour before I found the bar!"

qwim

a womens vagina/pussy/cunt.
another word to tell people to stop bieng a knob

someone e.g. a friend is moaning you tell them 'shut up you 'qwim'

qwim

White, sticky substance seen sticking to both lips of the vagina as a dirty, nasty female spreads her legs.

Damn, you need to go wash, that nasty-ass qwim out of your smelly pussy!

qwim

A slang word for a person of unknown sexual orientation.

Or a good word to call someone who annoys you to confuse them - cos they won't know what it means.

"My flatmate is a right qwim"

or

"You might be cleverer than me, richer, funnier and better looking but at least i am not a qwim"