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Tweetbeat

A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.

Man, I was really worried about @billdollins after his bender, but I was really glad when he posted a #tweetbeat this morning

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex