A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.
Correct usage: John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me. Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp. Incorrect Usage: Cole: Stacy and I are going out today. Alex: Simp!