Country Dictionary

Applesauce

A food that everyone is embarrassed to eat.

Applesauce is weird.

Hair

Strings and weeds that grow out of your scalp that can ruin a girls life.

My hair is the most disgusting pair of strings I have ever seen.

Burp

A burp is a verb, that is when a gush of air gets pushes out of your digestive system through your throat and out of your mouth

When I finished eating I man burped.

Pen

A thing that your draw away your life with.

I used a pen to sign a contract.