A fork of Rural Dictionary
Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
bob is spelt the same way frontward as it is backward. also, bobs usually are fat, ugly, and their wives are usually the same. they are introverts and socially awkward. they also are something that you may want in your life.
Wow, look at the pathetic guy, is that Bob??
Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.
What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.
Someone who roots for the England National Football team. They are constantly rude and put lazers into goalkeeper's eyes when Kane is taking a penalty. They also boo your national anthem after it is done.
"Who are those really ugly rude drunk fans over there?"
"Oh, those are just ordinary England fans that have nothing better to do with their life."