A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for the projectile like form of the penis and the yoghurt like semen that is squirted from it at the point of orgasm.
As Angela gently tickled Richards love spuds his yoghurt rocket was pointed skyward and ready for action.
A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.
"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."
An expression often used by ravers to describe the way one is feeling and or looking after the excess consumption of drugs. Usually ecstasy and other party orientated substances.
" Yeah mate, I've had a couple of those pink E's and a fat line of K......I'm fucking pie faced"
Plymouth Janner slang for the vagina.
"Ooooh my minnie minor is on fire, must have contracted a good dose of the clap down milleniums last night"
A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)
"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"
"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"