A fork of Rural Dictionary
The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.
"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?" "Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout" "Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes" "Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"