Country Dictionary

Schwanzlutschingen is a non-existent small town in southern Bavaria, Germany. It is a well-common metaphoric symbol for rural, simple life. Schwanzlutschingen is used as an insult without being aggressive.

"Ehy Tom! Wanna go out and drink? Let's fuck later, I wanna suck ur dick and drink ur Sacksaft! Lick my Tellernippel :)" — "Ehmmm jooo also neeee du ich hmmm naja heut bleib ich daheim duu..." — "Ey WTF are u from Schwanzlutschingen???? Spast!"

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

After massaging and rhythmically manipulating your dick he sends out a white, milk-like fluid. This is called Boysahne (cream of boys). Some people call it Wichse, Sperma, Weiße Pisse.

"OMG look at my Boysahne on your tits!" — “Gosh, that much I have never seen! Fuck me again, Tom!"

Pimmelsteif is a common medicine to improve the strengthen of your Pimml0r. It can be bought in every german pharmacy.

Pimmelsteif is a liquid drug looking and tasting like strawberry juice. After using Pimmelsteif a man can easy fuck more than five hours.

In German Army (Bundeswehr) Pimmelsteif is served every friday in advance of the weekend fuck.

"Hey Oberstabsleutnant, Sie Schweinhund! Wir wollen sofort Pimmelsteif!" — “Jawohl Jurgen Sie Scheisskopf! Zu Befehl!" — "Danke! Jetzt konnen wir am Wochenend gut unsere Frauleins begatten. Schieß dem Tor!"

Γώλ γόνοχ or Gol gonoč is a common phrase for a slutty and sulky whore who is dancing with her tits out in the club.

"Oh my gosh look at that Gol gonoč over there!" — "Wow she has nice tits and big nipples. I will bang her later!" - "I love Γώλ γόνοχ..."

The phrase "bimml bimml yooo" is used as a respectful greeting of e.g. good friends in Germany, especially among Munichs students.

"Bimml bimml yooo, du geile Sau! Lass heut Saufen gehen!“ - “Jawoll du Shwance! Heut gehma steil!"

"Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" is the main text line in a popular song from the "Imetschin Dregens". It means something strange like "feel the thunder \\ severe wheather conditions".

And the radio plays "Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" while I try to jerk off my boysahne on Nadjas tellernippel. Fuck off, Imetschin Dregens!!!