A fork of Rural Dictionary
a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.
weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!
weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!
coolo : thats a goped dumbass!
some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!
coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?
some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!
coolo : you do that.. loser