A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't. Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE". (NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)
Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?" You: "GET OFF MY PHONE." Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-" You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."