Country Dictionary

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UrbanDictionary

UrbanDictionary is a site where you can look up slang words. The site itself is a good idea, too bad that half of the definitions were added by stupid ignorant redneck racist people, and it can be quite depressing 'cuz if you want to remove something, you have to fill a whole damn questionnary, and there's no e-mail listed and it takes more time than posting comments. +, if you post a comment on a definition, NOTHING happens, they don't care

urbandictionary is full of shit now

by gplpark92 August 20, 2006

GTA3

An extremely realistic game that takes place in the fictional "Liberty City", based on NYC. It is extremely violent, and portrays what other games do not, (gangs, drugs, the backside of modern cities). It has been awarded, and is still considered unbelievably intricate, detailed, and realistic. It's successors include: GTA: Vice City, GTA: San Andreas, and GTA: Sin City.

GTA3 is awesome, and fun too.

by gplpark92 August 01, 2006

jock

Stupid idiot selfish wealthy athlete who gets all respect and all girls in high school, who usually gets bad grades and gets nowhere in life. These people pick on the 'nerds' and smart people bcuz they think they're too 'cool' to study or do any work, so they pick on the minority student who isn't so popular. All the girls pay attention to him and ignore the hardworking, achieving students who work hard. Also, the only thing in these guys's brains are their sport, no one elses and nothing else.

everyone in my school. jocks.

by gplpark92 July 25, 2006

bionicle

Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??). The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy). LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people. But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.

Bionicle is stupid They should use the Halo story.

by gplpark92 July 27, 2006

pirates

Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats. Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.

Limewire Kazaa Bearshare Napster BitTorrent BitComet Aries AudioGalaxy ^^^^^^^ Heaven for Pirates

by gplpark92 September 17, 2006

windows vista

Windows Vista is Microsoft's upcoming operating system (OS), due to be released in December of 2006. It will be the most powerful and most technologically advanced system in history, and will integrate web security into it's core (unlike all other Microsoft Products). It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight. Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360). Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales. System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold. Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions. Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser.

Tom: ...and you know how bad IE is- Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good! Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better- Joe: BUT- Tom: Shut up! Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked! Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Windows Vista. Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2? Tom: Nope Joe: Ok.... (weeping)

by gplpark92 August 07, 2006

matthews bridge

the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening. Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.

Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!! Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...

by gplpark92 August 19, 2006