A fork of Rural Dictionary
The irrational fear of gravy.
Tom suffered from severe gravophobia when the Sunday Roast was brought out.
The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.
Mary: "Have you got everything?" Tom: "Everything but the onions!"
The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.
The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.
A performance-enhancing chewing gum which has the unfortunate side-effect of inducing diarrhoea.
Whilst taking my exams I was on the Gary-Gum.
To speak in the native language of the anus.
John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!
When you are of low morality and integrity you are nothing bud a dawg.