Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mustache combover

to hide ones teeth with hair from upper lip

That dude has a sweet mustache combover!

by gregory5579 July 11, 2006

BALL BUMPER

HAIR ONLY ON THE CHIN, SIMILAR TO A HALF GOATEE.

check out that dudes sweet ball bumper.

by gregory5579 January 23, 2012

ball bumper

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

man your ball bumper sure is thick

by gregory5579 July 11, 2006

mayday

when black kids beat the white kids on the first of may

oh it is mayday lets beat up the white kids

by gregory5579 July 11, 2006

chin mullet

having long hair only on the chin area

That dude has a a sweet chin mullet!!!!

by gregory5579 July 11, 2006