Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

show-off

A wannabe loser who is so desperate to fit in and is soo ugly, that you go total Texas Chainsaw Massacre on. He does things that make him look "cool" (when he really looks like an asshole) to impress everybody and show of his "talents" (which he doesn't have). Gets made fun of A LOT, mostly by nerds, losers, sensitive wusses and science geeks. See Anthony Brito

Regina: Yo, Anthony Beito is such a fugly asshole. Liana: I know, what a pathetic show-off

by Gretchen May 29, 2004

midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!

You are such a midget thug!

by gretchen August 31, 2003

mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!

-Wut up mother fletcher! -Man your such a mother fletcher!

by Gretchen August 31, 2003

nerd alert

when a nerd is coming ur way!

nerd alert

by gretchen August 31, 2003

tow down

Extreamly unattractive.

Those shoes you wore yesterday were tow down from the flo (floor) down.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

lets do the damn thang

1. Why has it taken us so long to do this? Lets do it now!

Man, we have been together forever, lets just get married and do the damn thang.

by Gretchen March 26, 2003

gaybomb

Someone who is super gay!

Someone dropped a gaybomb on your face and it went off!

by Gretchen August 31, 2003