A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after: a) getting knocked up b) being incarcerated c) catching an STD 2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one
1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion. 2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery? Girl 2: He did?!? Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!