Country Dictionary

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.

i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.

a butterfly tattoo on lower back. a symbol for pre and post-op transvestites.

she had a tranny stamp so i warned my drunk ass friend she might have a mangina.

when you put a tea spoon full of caviar on someones but hole and proceed to toss the salad.

i brought the caviar! tonight i'm having your fancy ass!

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

chunks of dried blood on a chicks pubes.
like dingle berries.
an insult to call a dude preferably.

you should always shave so you dont have jingle berries, nasty.

bills fans everywhere should belong to this club/way of life. you make a small donation to some sick kids and get a ball burglar mask. you wear the mask when the bills need to take the ball back! and they will!

everyone in the stadium put on their ball burglar mask and the bills did just that.