Country Dictionary

to have anal sex with someone

hey guys steven did me up the shiter last night

a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.

thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.

slang term for the toilet supposed to be polite but sounds dodgy to me.

excuse me, I but I must visit the the little boys room.

a word to decribe your arsehole

jesus fuckme I had a curry last night and now my shiter is buring like fuck.

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

a old drunk who drinks cheap nasty cider to excess

Tom always drinks cider hes a cider lout.

British Prison slang for a bank robber

thats bill davis over there, hes a blagger, he robbed 3 post offices.