A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping
Friend 1: I have a plan Friend 2: oh god... Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean? Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!
(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot
Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer Friend 1: What? Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep