Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Miranda

Dirty 5'6 Mexican with a mustache that smells like a dirty armpit and has severe anger issues. Claims to be a Division 1 athlete but has zero coordination.

There was a Basketball Game yesterday. This kid sat the bench the whole game...what a miranda he is.

by gurshed1000 December 13, 2018

Botta

Someone with a michael strahan smile

You see that kids teeth? he has a botta bro...

by gurshed1000 December 13, 2018

Gursh

when a girl queefs and farts at the same time.

I had this girl over last night and she gurshed over my sheets.

by gurshed1000 December 12, 2018

Delgado

A HS student who has never made a basketball shot in his life. He always yells out "That's off!" When he takes a shot

That kid sucks at basketball! Shoots nothing but bricks...What a delgado...

by gurshed1000 December 13, 2018