A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who doesn’t want to make bracelets.
Yes, I’m talking to you Colin. You are a fucking loser.
The excuse that females used to act how they do.
Girl: *Throws phone* Guy: What was that for?! Girl: my second to least favorite character died Guy:…. Girl:…. Guy: Period? Girl Yes.
They suck, until they actually suck.
My female friend sucks!
Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud Guy 1: Why would you say that? Guy 2: One word, periods.
Tits, what most people mistake as the females chest, it actually stands for “Tasty Italian tomato sauce”
Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!