Country Dictionary

See Ja Rule.

An ugly rodent with oversized front teeth used to gnaw through just about anything.

I flipped the channels and came across that Rap City show on B.E.T.. At first, I wondered why the hell they were showing a dancing sewer rat on TV, but it turned out to be Ja Rule music video.

See Wapanese.
Basically it's a white kid who tries in vain to be more "Asian", but only ends up being the laughingstock of the Asians he desperately tries to imitate.

The Wasian tried to learn Japanese and was seen trying to eat Burger King fries with chopsticks.

A delicacy in the rural regions of the southern United States.

The family by the bayou had two day old possum roadkill for dinner.

Female version of the Wapanese.

THe Marachan had posters of Sepiroth and Spike (from Cowboy Bebop) all over her bedroom wall.

Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.

Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.

The byproduct of Yuji Naka overdosing on acid while watching Dragonball Z.

Super Sonic is a very unoriginal concept.

The founder of DisNAZI, also known as Disneyland.