Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer September 17, 2002

moby

dildo that is made to be bigger than normal

By creating moby you have created a monster literally!

by HAMMER December 04, 2003

Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

by Hammer April 14, 2005

Run DMC

Fucken greatest rappers ever. In a class of there own when compared to 50 Cent, Eminem and thos other wannabe assholes.

Run DMC - The only good rap

by hammer November 18, 2003

Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.

'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'

by hammer November 18, 2003

Colaric

A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.

Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!

by Hammer February 29, 2004

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer September 17, 2002