A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) To work on something when you don't understand the problem space, the market, the actual goal of the product or really any engineering at all.
Engineer 1: They want me to build an inverse flux capcitor for our new marketing theme. Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke? Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.
The ability to waste a year making a social networking site. Pretending to write code when just copying it from else while to save time and effort. Basically another word for someone that can use google, steal other people's work then pretend what they are doing is difficult to management.
I am really good at agile developement. Look at this great search engine I have made, its the same as the one on another site - but with more bugs.
The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.
Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile. Always remember to be agilent after school.
Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.
That crap was built using Agile. Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile? Worker B: How? Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
Organized mind numbing micromanagement.
He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.