Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

by handlesog December 21, 2020

dayup

a variant of daup

Person 1: your moms a hoe
Person 2: Dayup

by handlesog December 21, 2020

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 21, 2020

Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

by handlesog December 23, 2020

Pops

The only possible thing to do after a round of golf.
Also the root of Covid-19

“Hey that was a good round of golf wanna come back to my place to have some pops?”

by handlesog May 14, 2021

mmm yap

when you just need to tell them; you shoot them an mmm yap.

Person 1: The Giants are good
Person 2: Mmm yap

by handlesog December 21, 2020

daupolino

another variant of the term daup. used more as an adjective.

Person 1: You see all that traffic?
Person 2: Yea, that’s a tasty daupolino

by handlesog December 21, 2020