A fork of Rural Dictionary
a guy that you find hot or crushable or even just a guy you might possibly think your attracted to. Each guy is a separate piece of bacon
Salley: I think I met a guy!
Mary: Ohhh! Bacon?
A man who is SEXY AS well I don't know what he is equally sexy to because he is the sexist thing I have ever seen in my entire existence. The only thing that could make him hotter is to be somehow connected with Harry "Freaking" Potter other than through Darren Cris, another very hot individual. To top it all of he can sing, write music, dance (an awkward but hot dance), and he is SO loyal! To prove it he gave up his career for his girlfriend. If you DON'T agree then don't state it because I will figure out who you are and define your name!
Salley: Wanna know MY word of the day?
Maddie: Sure.
Salley: Supermegafoxyawesomehot!
Maddie: You were watching Cameron Mitchell sing "Blackbird" weren't you?
Salley: YES!!!!!!
Incredible, smart, talented, and attractive guy that will treat any girl who gives him the time of day well. However he is loyal and is there for you when ever you need him.
Salley: My dog just died!
Caleb: That is terrible! do you wanna come over and talk?
A girl who is genuinly nice and smart. She is friends with all but doesn't give a f*** what people think about her. She is small but has a good figure. She is "tot sexy", german for drop dead sexy, and she knows how to own it
(trumpet sounds) Caroline has arrived. Bow down