Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

frankfurter

something I can’t eat cuze i don’t eat meat aka I like women.

im a lesbain, I don’t eat frankfurter!!!!!!!

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing??? sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

the urban dictionary high

when u stay up all night on this stoopid unintelligible thing.

sorry my eyes are bloodshot,,,im on the urban dictionary high!!!

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020