A fork of Rural Dictionary
eyes (n.) - Traditionally defined as a feature on a living creature’s body that allows it to see, this simple area of the body is considered by some to be the most beautiful and mystifying physical feature of another person (especially the eyes of a woman). Unlike the breasts, legs, or gluteus maximus (which are often associated with physical beauty in women) the eyes hold value outside of the realm of sexuality. (Some would even argue that, for this reason alone, the admiration of a woman's eyes is more respectable and pure than being physically attracted toward some element of her sex.) Some men find the most dazzling feature of a woman to be her eyes, leaving everything else as all but completely irrelevant. Looking into a woman’s eyes, one can sometimes peer into her soul.
“You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you so I can wake up to look into your eyes, every day, for the rest of my life.”
The organs specifically used to view pornography.
Jim's eyes couldn't look away from Tina's tits.
- I can't read it, I haven't got my eyes in - Come to bed - Ok, just let me take my eyes out
digital scales. Used to weigh contraband such as crack, weed, and other illegal drugs.
A group / team watching and surveilling a person.
I'm going to close my eyes while I eat this burger!