Country Dictionary

n. A monster of depravity.

When you reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!

The same type of pop shit you hear on top 40 radio, but in Japanese so you can feel superior.

The weeaboos listened to Jpop and watched animu.

'ee·vee
n. The acronym for Electronic Valve instrument, the less popular variant of the Electronic Wind Instrument (see EWI). Designed with a trumpet-like interface.

The trumpet player readily switched to the EVI.

adj. The superlative of awesome.

The awesomest widget exceeded all expectations.

n. A baker who specializes in using ginger to flavor baked good such as biscuits, streusel, and - most notably - gingerbread.

The ginger baker cleaned his muffin tin as he watched Gilligan's Island.

prop n: A prolific suspender salesman.

Larry King wears suspenders.

'ee·wee
n. The acronym for Electronic Wind Instrument, a non-acoustic, 8-octave wind instrument manufactured by the Akai Professional corporation and made popular by saxophonist Michael Brecker. The EWI consists of two primary components: the controller, utilizing the boehm fingering system similar to that of a saxophone; and the analog tone generator module. It is related to the less popular Electronic Valve Instrument (see EVI).

an EWI solo; the EWI player.