Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer (2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?! your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM (2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

by hellothemeep March 19, 2020

explosionnnnnnn

(1) when a stupid guy writes a comic, and reads it to you, but instead of doing sound effects, he just says the word (2) you looking up words to define on urban dictionary

(1) guy: but then, the bom exploded! explosionnnnnnn! (2) i wanna define a word too! lemme look up eplosionnnnnnn. oh, already taken, never mind

by hellothemeep May 20, 2020

´.´

a face that is surprised or a face that is surprised AND crying

teacher: an F >:| me: oh.. arch nemesis: an A+ for me! yay! me:´.´

by hellothemeep January 24, 2020

klablam

1) kabam with L 2) explosion sound 2) TNT

you: throws TNT TNT: *explodes* tnt: klablam!

by hellothemeep January 07, 2020