A fork of Rural Dictionary
A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.
Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.
The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.
Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.