A fork of Rural Dictionary
(slang) - something, particularly a fad, which becomes fire (very popular) for some time, then dies down again in popularity, and then comes back.
Fortune tellers are flickering fire, for they were popular in 2017-19 and now they are re-emerging in 2023 at our school.
wonkrid (adjective) - one who only speaks or speaks of nonsense or nonsensical things; one who is very abstract in their thoughts
wonkrid (verb) - to speak gibberish. (past tense: wonchrode)
Kyle's a strange dude—like, he created his own language seemingly and nobody can understand it with its wonkrid sounds and grammar. For example, the teachers in this middle school think he wonchrode with his friend Max during the discussion of the book with a partner, but in reality, he was talking in his own language with him.
toucher de l'herbe (noun) - one who enjoys or has touched grass in their lifetimes at least once; one who actually goes outside and enjoys the world outside
toucher de l'herbe (adjective) - with the ability to enjoy the outside world
toucher de l'herbe (verb) - to touch or have had touched grass; to enjoy real life
toucher de l'herbe (adverb) - in a way completed while touching grass
Holy cow! There's no need to be toucher de l'herbe here! I can't believe you fell for it!
harispicklis (noun) - the exact top of a single strand of hair or fur; the end of the strand itself. Plural: harispicklii.
He went to the barber shop to cut his hair, and it looked like he only cut off the harispicklii of his hair because he looked exactly the same afterwards. However, his hair was pointy as well still, so it seems like he only cut off just the harispicklis on one hair strand, because there was one staring into my eyes from the floor.
defenestropath (noun) - one who enjoys throwing people or items out of windows
Jonathan is such a defenestropath. He throws his rubbish out the window into the outside trashcan instead of using a conventional indoor trashcan and then taking out the trash, for he is too lazy to do this.
When you got some feeling that some person did something wrong
Bro, I've gottan thromonition that Billy ate your sandwich.